List of Deep Rock Galactic Incidents

Karl's Demise: [REDACTED]

The Adeptus Custodes Incident: One salvage team was so intent on learning about the Adeptus Custodes that they forgot about the extraction timer.

Sandblasted Hell Extraction: Mission Control made a teeny weeny, itsy bitsy, 35% accuracy error when placing the drop pod. Long story short, it ended up perched on a sky-high ledge, and the team was forced to climb from the depths of the sandblasted corridors to make it to LZ. They made a heroic effort, but were unsuccessful.

8-Dwarf Industrial Sabotage: 8 brave dwarves embarked upon one of our most dangerous industrial sabotage missions. Unfortunately, the rival technology detected the unusual number of dwarves, and sent reinforcements. The mission was absolute chaos, the team ran out of nitra, and ultimately did not survive. This is why we only send 4 dwarves at a time now.

Rock and Stoned: A wise dwarf once said, "technically, rocking is more legal than stoning!" One team handily demonstrated why that is. This team, all high except for one, attempted a point extraction mission. At the end, one of them asked "Should I call the drop pod?" Hearing another dwarf respond "yes" to an unrelated question, he decided to hit the extraction button. Little did she know, there was an undeposited gold chunk. Those poor schmucks carried the chunk by hand all the way to the drop pod. It's a wonder they made it out alive.